I don't like Monday.

I really, really, really don't like Mondays. I do not like waking up to an alarm. I like to wake up when I decide to not when a loud buzzing noise tells me to. I especially do not like this on Mondays. I also do not like when I go out in the freezing cold, about 25 degrees, to warm my car and it will not start. Then I do not like when it when my husband comes home from work and the car starts the first time he tries. Stupid car. I then really don't like it when he lets me borrow his car for the day while he looks at mine (sweet idea) but then I get in his car and his gas light is on, and it has been on for so long that the range is listed as: LOW instead of an amount of estimated miles. I really don't like when all this happens before 9 am. Mondays should have a mulligan or at least 2 off the first tee rule. If you wake up on a Monday and it doesn't go well, you should be able to go back to bed and try again later - or better yet, just try again Tuesday!